I thought it would be interesting :3

If I was a profession I'd be: either a Rock Star For The Heaviest Metal Band Since Cannible Corpse/Cradle Of Filth/trivium
If I was a country I'd be: australia cuz i miss it
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: the red sea
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: mars bar
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: the eiffel tower
If I was a store I'd be: a cd store
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: chucks
If I was a bad habit I'd be: Sloth
If I was a swear word I'd be: Fuck
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: chocolate
If I was a disease I'd be: the common cold
If I was a board game I'd be: Monopoly
If I was a feeling I'd be: Depressed
If I was a president I'd be: The President Of Cuba
If I was a war I'd be: World War 3
If I was a city I'd be: Sydney
If I was a celebrity I'd be: Danni Filth
If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be: Colgate
If I was a business I'd be: Burger King
If I was a currency I'd be: A Frank cuz girls like the french
If I were a month, I'd be: December.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Sunday because im still the weekend but my hangover is worse cuz u have work/school
If I were a time of day, I'd be: Midnight
If I were a planet, I'd be: Pluto
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Leopard Seal
If I were a direction, I'd be: Backwards
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A throne
If I were a sin, I'd be: Murder
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Beer
If I were a tree, I'd be: Oak
If I were a bird, I'd be: Wedge Tail Eagle
If I were a tool, I'd be: A Chainsaw
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a weed
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Rainy, cuz i love the rain
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: Electric guitar.
If I were an animal, I'd be: crabs....lmao
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: Potato
If I were a sound, I'd be: the noise the tv makes in between channels
If I were an element, I'd be: hot
If I were a car, I'd be: A Lambhorgini Mercialago
If I were a song, I'd be: Nymphetamine (overdose) - cradle of filth
If I were a book, I'd be: The Pawn Of Profecy Series
If I were a food, I'd be: Cheesy Weezies
If I were a material, I'd be: Tartan
If I were a taste, I'd be: Sweet
If I were a word, I'd be: Fuck
If I were a body part, I'd be: the ass
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: The Dumbfounded Expression
If I were a shape, I'd be a: Oval
If I were a number, I'd be: 14
If I were a band, I'd be: Cradle Of Filth
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: A Wizard